Category Archives: homeschooling

I think everyone who was sick is on the mend. Including the cat! I picked her up Thursday afternoon, sent home with antibiotics for a kidney/bladder infection.

I fully left Instagram. I kept falling back into it, even without a phone to scroll. I set it to private, cleaned up my follower/following, and dusted my hands. Quod scripsi, scripsi, as it were. It was my usual lament, or whine really, about social media: I get irritated by everyone’s opinions all naked and contextless.

I bought some paper, envelopes, and nicer pens to write actual letters to people. Texting on the Light Phone is slow and just tiresome enough to make me only use it functionally, in general. I’m not quite at Old Entish level (that would be texting on a phone pad, probably) but it does need to be important.

This morning, Perry called out to me. “Mooom! There is a spider in the toys’ closet!”

“Hmm. Keep an eye on it, I’m coming,” I said. I grabbed up a child’s drinking glass and a Minecraft chapter book for a container and lid to catch her in and walked his way. “How big is she, Per?”

He squinted, and held his hands about 4 inches apart. Dorothy, who had just woken up and was descending the stairs, scoffed, “It can’t be that big, Perry.” I chuckled.

She was in the corner of the closet. She was indeed about that big.

I told Dorothy to keep watching her while I returned to the kitchen for a bigger boat.

I caught her in a mixing bowl and Abby and I released her in the back garden. Godspeed, tiny eight-legged cat. Though not as tiny as one might wish you to be.

Malcolm still sick, now snotty and coughing. Perry was fevered again but never had any symptoms, and Dorothy is also coughing. Summer colds, as my mother used to say.

Now some actual homeschool content on the homeschool blog.

I’ve written a tentative schedule for the fall. It will change, or it won’t work, or something. Best laid schemes, yk.

(Some horrifying DALL-E Mini interpretations of “the best laid schemes of mice and men”)

Gosh.

Anyway, The schedule!

Morning

  • 7:00 Wake up, coffee with Sean <3
  • 8:00 Make breakfast, wake littles
  • 8:30 Breakfast [Mass*]
  • 9:00 Outside! [Mass]
  • 9:30 Wake teens, morning basket littles
  • 10:00 Littles phonics
  • 10:30 Teens start seminar reading**, composition, math
  • 11:00 Littles math
  • 11:30 Littles read-alouds, check in with teens

Afternoon

  • 12:00 Lunch
  • 12:30 Check in with teens
  • 1:00 Latin
  • 2:00 Seminar until we feel done with it

That’s our standard 4 day academics, 1 day extracurriculars week.

*Aiming for Mass once a week. **Seminar is all our history and literature studies. We’ll start science later in the year.

So, “Littles” is Dorothy, Clementine, and Peregrine (and tag-along Malcolm) and “Teens” is Gilbert, Trix, and Gloria. This fall will be my 18th year homeschooling. I anticipate homeschooling through 2037 which means THIRTY THREE YEARS. Whoa.

Madeline is ill. She hasn’t really eaten since Friday night, and it’s Monday morning. I took her in to the vet and he thinks she has a kidney infection. He’s keeping her there to get bloodwork, a urine sample, and start antibiotics. I’m worried about her, but I know she is in good hands.

Here is a drawing of her by Orchie, a Ukranian artist on Instagram.

Malcolm spiked a fever last night but mercifully did not throw up on me. Or anywhere, actually. Today he is still fevered and tired, with a runny nose. No one else has any symptoms. Perry was ill a week ago? I don’t get it. These little guys have had less exposure to stuff because of the pandemic. Still catching up.

A month with no smartphone! I’m reading much more. I’m more patient too. Except with the radio, where they play the same 10-20 songs over and over or it’s NPR which just pisses me off. I think I can download some music to my Light Phone and play it Bluetooth in the van? I’ll look into that.

Some recent Clementine art:

They are her original characters in what I think of as the Zachiverse. These are for a video game, though she draws them in many situations. Zach, Molly, Rachel, Daisy, Olivia, and Cherry. They are siblings and/or friends? Love her dramatic renders here.

Trix took this photo and sent it to a group Discord with the annotation something like “madeline and my mom’s dweeby books”

(on tyranny, lucifers hammer, jonathan strange and mr norrell, toward democracy, the clockwork universe, winnie ille pu, and the origins of totalitarianism)

Today is the feast of Anthony of Padua. He gets invoked when you need to find something that is lost. He’s usually depicted holding the infant Jesus because of an incident when he was traveling. Anthony’s host came upon him at prayer, bathed in light, and when he came closer he saw the light coming from a small child Anthony was holding.

Saint Anthony, aid us when we lose our way.